a romantic valentines day haiku...

[rabidninja]

stinky cheese paper,
stay away from my nostrils,
you reek of choad sweat.

running from you is what my best defense is...

Comments

[secretblog]

what is cheese paper?
I made 16 valentines today on behalf of my 2 year old friend. then i found out he has a 103 fever. now he hates valentine's day, too. i always liked it, but that's because of sugar.

cheese paper 101

[rabidninja]

well "secretblog"... certain types of presliced cheese, such as munster, are separated by a thin wax-papery divider. this weekend i discovered that the aroma produced by this paper divider is less than appetizing.

i thought i rubbed elbows with a young crowd, but wow... a two year old friend? i hope he gets better.

happy belated valentines day!

Re: cheese paper 101

[secretblog]

what you doing smelling cheese paper, then? haha, yuck.
nannies rub elbows with the youngest of crowds. rub elbows, wipe noses, kiss boo-boos, etc.

aaahh we are getting a huge storm here! but i turned in my assignment to you in spite of the weather!