www.realultimatepower.net

[rabidninja]

ninjas are so sweet,
the real ultimate power,
they'll kill anyone!!!

ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.

Comments

[captainseahag]

ninjas are cool, and by cool...I mean totally sweet!

ninja stars, ninja swords ....ninja please.!!

[totallytightfit]

you bastard! you know work won't allow me to view that site here!

curses!!

I hope a ninja sneaks into that shed you call work and throws one of those smoke bombs in your face!

Re: ninja stars, ninja swords ....ninja please.!!

[rabidninja]

i heard about this one ninja that was at work trying to get to the official ninja webpage. the network administrator dude blocked the site because he popped like 16 humongous boners any time he saw that someone couldn't get to it. when the ninja found out he couldn't go to the site, he got pissed and porked like every hot babe in the office (while he was porking the hot babes the guitar wailed hard in the background). he got totally pumped and flipped out in the middle of porking the hottest babe there. his boner got so enormous that the hot babe exploded, destroying the office building and everyone in it.

- i got so pumped while posting this reply that i headbutted the guy in the wheelchair sitting next to me.

uh huh...

[peterpanplanet]

especially when they're rabid...there is nothing hotter than a foamy mouth...

peter

Re: uh huh...

[totallytightfit]

naughty peter !!

Re: uh huh...

[rabidninja]

peter... stop encouraging me. i'm trying to be good.

[lidle_pool]

you totally made a point not to comment on my jacket because you are jealous of its excellence. So i decided to modify your post.

pools jacket is sweet,
the real ultimate power,
looks cool on anyone!!!

Pools jacket is fresh, smooth, cool, durable, and OLD!!!

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[totallytightfit]

I could not look at the website, so I called beeb and just had her read it to me.

now that was hilarious.