That's the way we get by
Once upon a time, in the little kingdom of Cohasset, there lived an angry little girl named Alex. She had feet.
One day, Alex decided to go on a lovely little bike ride through the woods. Except for the lovely part. There were many rocks and lots of mud and it was really quite bumpy. There were also some trees.
And even more trees. It was a big surprise, I mean, trees in the woods? Impossible.
So, Alex was riding her bike, and all of a sudden, a giant rock comes out of nowhere. Her bike goes "pop!" and so little Alex got off to see what went wrong.
"Holy shit!" She exclaims, and starts to hyperventilate. "There's a snake stuck in my wheel!!"
Except it wasn't really a snake, it was actually her bike chain that decided to commit suicide because it doesn't like rocks.
Alex played with the dead animal.
Alex was really in a pickle. She was an hour's bike ride from home, and stuck in the woods with a broken bike. The journey ahead looked bleak...
...and the woods loomed.
So, Alex decided to explore the woods more and head towards the big blue thing on foot for a while. Why, we will never know. She went through many painful thorn bushes on her journey to the blue, and has the scars to prove it. On her way, She made some friends. This one kept attacking her though. No joke.
And this one had epilepsy.
Well, Alex never did reach the blue, so she went back to her poor dead bike and started walking it home. This lady and her barky fluff thing kept following her though. Then, she found a gnome's house. No one was home though.
She also met a penis tree.
Alex and her friend, the dead bike, were making progress. Things were looking up.
Unfortunately, walking on the street with a dead bike is cause for amusement among the royal Cohassetians. Alex received many weird looks. But, eventually, after a long hard trek, Alex made it home to her one true love.
The End!!!