Locks suck...

Mar 13, 2008 01:24

Does anyone have any bright ideas on how to break into my house without... breaking anything ( Read more... )

parents, dumb old lady, stupid

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boldandbreezy March 13 2008, 05:48:44 UTC
Oh I dunno...how about a locksmith?

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rabidsippycup March 13 2008, 05:56:08 UTC
I could do that.

In fact, I thought of that. I called some places, and they're ridiculously expensive. Besides that, I'd have to buy new locks and have them installed, which racks up the cost.

That puts a huge dent in my money situation. I only have so much until the next business trip.

And what do I do when my parents come back and can't get in? Usually they leave right away and they'll need in at THAT moment. It's cheaper to bust in the window...

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boldandbreezy March 13 2008, 06:48:12 UTC
Suit yourself.

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rabidsippycup March 13 2008, 06:57:33 UTC
Yeah, thanks anyway.

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sombresands March 13 2008, 06:15:10 UTC
Back in Osaka, one time I was locked out of the house. One of our windows never really shut properly, so I had to push it open by sliding my ruler in through the crack. From there I pushed it open, climbed in and let myself in.

Are all the windows barred? Do they have locks?

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rabidsippycup March 13 2008, 06:25:24 UTC
Looked to me like most of 'em were closed and locked. The only ones I might get to that might not be locked are on the second floor and I don't think I can get up there. My neighbors all kinda hate me for being loud...

... Bet those bastards are laughing at me...

I'll go check again though, Thanks, Gaara!

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weaseleyes March 13 2008, 09:13:12 UTC
Learn to pick locks. It's not hard.

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rabidsippycup March 13 2008, 15:29:03 UTC
It's a little harder than that. These locks are... mega-locks or something. And I'm not patient. XDD;;

I shouldn't be laughing so loud, the people in the library are looking at me weird...

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weaseleyes March 14 2008, 00:36:02 UTC
I could probably pick it. For a small fee.

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rabidsippycup March 14 2008, 11:59:21 UTC
How much is a small fee? The mom's crazy about security and making sure I don't die from external forces. ... Then again, she lets me in the kitchen...

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feistynoodle March 13 2008, 15:21:54 UTC
How did you manage that?

Your parents didn't leave a spare key with one of your neighbors or someone else? Hmmm.

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rabidsippycup March 13 2008, 15:34:22 UTC
One would think...

The only person they would have is the dumb old lady down the street. She's too old and senile to even move anymore so even if they DID leave her a key--which I hope they would just tell me--she'll have forgotten where it was.

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dried_persimmon March 14 2008, 21:01:06 UTC
It should serve you right for being irresponsible with your belongings. And this is why I'm never giving you my prized pet eel, Samehada.

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rabidsippycup March 16 2008, 02:28:54 UTC
Hey now, that isn't true! I am VERY responsible!

Accidents happen. ... I still want that eel, damn it...

I'll get it some day.

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