I told you I was bored, and this helps me to stop thinking about it all.
How old were you when you discovered the joys of masturbation?
13/14.
How old were you when you first did anything sexual with another person?
15
How many sexual partners have you had?
I don't know, I didn't keep track.
Have you ever had unprotected sex? Why?
Yeah. Wizard culture is different than muggle culture. We don't deal with a lot of the same issues.
What term do you prefer to use when saying you had sex? (Got laid, fucked, made love, etc.) Is there a difference in your mind between such terms?
Depends on the person and the situation. Also, how I'm feeling when I'm talking about it.
Have you ever used common household objects for sexual purposes?
Yes.
Do you own sex toys?
Not really.
She-male porn! Yes or no?
The fuck? Porn doesn't do much for me. It's just there.
Your current partner has had way more sexual partners than you. How do you react?
I don't think that's possible, but I probably wouldn't give a fuck.
You have had way more sexual partners than your current partner. How do you react?
I just...fuck I don't know. I just move on with my life?
Would you have sex with a person who you hated if you were extremely physically attracted to them?
Heh...most likely.
Would you have sex with someone you cared deeply for, but had no physical attraction to?
I don't think I'd care that deeply about someone (you know, enough to have sex with) that I wasn't physically attracted to.
Would you dump someone for refusing to give you head?
Seems kind of a moot point, but no, probably not.
Do YOU ever refuse to give head?
I have.
Spit or swallow?
What have you had up your butt for sexual reasons?
Nothing.
Would you ever consider fisting?
No.
Have you ever sneezed during a sex act?
I don't know
Farted?
LOL I don't know
Do you prefer to face your partner during intercourse, or away?
I'll take her any which way.
Do you have a favourite position? If so, what?
Whatever I'm doing at the time.
Where indoors do you prefer to have sex? (Bed, floor, shower, etc.)
Everywhere.
Do you enjoy having sex outdoors?
Yeah.
Have you used sex toys (vibrators, dildos, etc) with a partner? If not, how do you feel about doing so?
Don't use them, really.
Would you ever take erotic photos of yourself or make sex tapes?
I'm not really into porn, so I don't think I'd get much out of pictures and tapes...unless I was afraid I'd never be able to do it again for some reason...then I'd like to have something to remember it by.
Do you enjoy being watched while having intercourse/masturbating?
I don't really pay attention to anything else.
Would you enjoy watching your partner Masturbate? Have sex with someone else?
I don't mind the masturbation, but I'd fucking kill anyone else for having sex with her. Hell, I'd probably kill anyone else if I even suspected it crossed their mind.
How important is your sexual identity (gay, bi, straight) to your sense of self?
I don't know what that means. I'm straight.
If you woke up in bed, naked, with a member of the sex you don't normally fuck, how would you react?
...
If your partner admitted, while extremely drunk, to a fetish you find distasteful, what would you do?
Probably do it anyway, unless it involved her with someone else.
Have you ever dressed in costume as part of sex?
Yup.
Have you ever tried any form of bondage?
Yup.
Do you enjoy pain during sex? Yours or your partner's?
Yup. Mine, hers...whatever we want.
If you partner told you he/she desired a threesome, how would you react?
I don't think we'd be into that.
Would you ever try swinging?
No...
What is the maximum number of people you would sleep with at one time?
One.
Have you ever toyed with the idea of double penetration?
No.
If one partner cuts off all sexual contact, is it acceptable for the deprived partner to cheat?
...Probably not.
What's a sexual deal-breaker for you? The one thing you will NOT do for anybody?
I don't know, nothing's really come up.
Say you have a kid. What sort of attitude towards sex would you want them to grow up to have?
She's too young for sex. When she's old enough, then I expect her to do whatever she wants. I've always taught her to take what she wants.