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[rabumeme]

THE BLIND DATE RP MEMERegardless of where your character was before, they suddenly find themselves... somewhere else. Somewhere else almost sickeningly cute. Think of stereotypical dream dates - romantic gondola rides, walks on the beach, a candle-lit restaraunt, the more cliche the better. (Shoujo manga-style falling cherry blossoms and

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Battler Ushiromiya | Umineko no Naku Koro ni

[antifantasy]

[ It kind of figured that this date thing would take place on a beach of some island. Maybe it was Rokkenjima, who knows. Man, Battler was really, really bad at getting himself off of islands. ]

[endlesstits]

No thanks, I think I've already got enough of those. It's already hard enough accounting for all of them as is. [but wait that laugh... kinda sends a chill down her spine based on how familiar it is.]

But you're probably right, I wouldn't forget a face like yours. What's your name?

[antifantasy]

... Battler. Ushiromiya Battler. ...Isn't that the crest of the one-winged eagle on your clothes? Heh, now this is just getting bizarre...

[endlesstits]

[just staring now.]

Ihihihi, I get it now, this really is some kind of twisted prank, isn't it? But at least I'd look pretty hot as a guy.

[antifantasy]

W, Wait a sec. You're saying that you're...? [ He can't even bring himself to finish the sentence. ] As a girl.....?!

[endlesstits]

There's no part of me that's not a girl. [might be puffing her chest out just to make that painfully clear.]

I wouldn't go as far as saying I'm you, but I guess you could say I'm -a- you.

[princessofmoe]

... [Stares at you......

And beams a happy smile!]

Nipa~☆!

[antifantasy]

[ She's so cute! She reminds him of Maria. Battler grins and kneels down to her level because I'm sick of doing the whole R U BERN scenario with her every single time flvbmndjg. ]

Nipa~☆!

[princessofmoe]

[Yeah, I'm sick of that too. Let's just go on a date.

She clasps her hands in front of her and smiles.]

Mi-. Are you my date?

[antifantasy]

That looks like it's the case, little lady~ [ She's so adorable. Of course Battler will treat her kindly. ] I'm Battler!

[princessofmoe]

It's a pleasure to meet you, Battler. [I MIGHT HAVE HEARD OF YOU FROM YOUR WAIFU BEATO um--] My name is Rika. Furude Rika. This is my first time going on a date, so please treat me well.

[antifantasy]

Huh... Wait a sec, Furude Rika...? Er, you wouldn't happen to know a person by the name of Furudo Erika, would you? She looks a bit like you, but older and way nastier.

[princessofmoe]

...mii. I don't know anyone by that name. I wouldn't have some relation to a nasty person.

HELLO THERE BATTLER

[myloveforyours]

'It's the other GameMaster'

Zepar, our date is the previous Game Master!
How amusing! Will Beatrice get mad at us?

[Giggegiggle.]

[antifantasy]

Seriously... I've got to worry about taking out the both of you? [ And doesn't one of you have a dick? ]

[myloveforyours]

'Of course!'

This is your date afterall! [Yeah, try to figure out which one.]