- I __<3__ Rachel. - Rachel is wild____. - If I were alone in a room with Rachel, I would curl up in a little ball____. - I think Rachel should _be less jewish___. - Rachel needs _dick?_. - Rachel will never __marry a jew__. - I want to __hug___ Rachel. - Rachel can ___drink_ my ____liqour_. - When I think about Rachel, I ___shiver with excitement_. - Someday Rachel will _kill someone__. - Rachel reminds me of __the people who killed jesus___. - Without Rachel, __I would have a mommy__. - Memories of Rachel are _blurred by illegal substances___. - Rachel can be __a girl__. - __lolipop__ is how I describe meeting Rachel. - Worst thing about Rachel is _jewish___. - Best thing about Rachel is ___jewish__. - Rachel _can play tuba____. - I read Rachel's journal because _it is incoded with future lotery numbers ( you know the jews know that)__.
- I constantly do Rachel. - Rachel is a Jew. - If I were alone in a room with Rachel, I would play boob tag. - I think Rachel should learn English from me! Ha ha. - Rachel needs a maid, so we never have to do anything again. - Rachel will never realize that dating a Jew is not such a bad thing. - I want to eat Rachel. - Rachel can do my laundry. - When I think about Rachel, I run away. - Someday Rachel will find her dream man with the John Deer (thanks, Sowalsky!). - Rachel reminds me of most of my friends. - Without Rachel, I would have two bedrooms in my apartment...hmmm a bedroom and a study... - Memories of Rachel are goofy. - Rachel can be way too girlie. - Yo! is how I describe meeting Rachel. - Worst thing about Rachel is she smells like fish. - Best thing about Rachel is she's not a crazy, mean goy law student. - Rachel spanks me too often. I have a sensitive tushie. - I read Rachel's journal because she makes me.
- I LOVE Rachel. - Rachel is MY FAVORITE. - If I were alone in a room with Rachel, I would CONFESS MY LOVE TO HER. - I think Rachel should TALK TO ME MORE. - Rachel needs CORY TIME. - Rachel will never NOT TRY ANYTHING ONCE. - I want to LICK Rachel. - Rachel can HUG my HAMSTER. - When I think about Rachel, I EJACULATE EVERYWHERE. - Someday Rachel will MARRY SEVERAL MILLIONAIRES. - Rachel reminds me of HER MOM. **rawr** - Without Rachel, I'D BE A SAD PANDA. - Memories of Rachel are FUN. - Rachel can be LOUD. - MINE is how I describe meeting Rachel. - Worst thing about Rachel is THAT SHE'S A HEATHEN. :-P - Best thing about Rachel is SHE'S GOING TO HEAVEN ANYWAY. - Rachel, I LOVE YOU! - I read Rachel's journal because SHE'S AWESOME.
- I love Rachel. - Rachel is my big sister. - If I were alone in a room with Rachel, I would ask her if I could go to the bathroom. - I think Rachel should invest in waffles, tasty waffles, with lots of syrup. - Rachel needs a hug. - Rachel will never be boring. - I want to hug Rachel. - Rachel can be my bestest big sister ever. - When I think about Rachel, I remember all our awesome times. - Someday Rachel will sue the pope. - Rachel reminds me of poorly bastardized national anthems. - Without Rachel, the plot of the Friends T.V. show would make much less sense. - Memories of Rachel are pleasant. - Rachel can be loud. - Meticulously is how I describe meeting Rachel. - Worst thing about Rachel is that she lives 3 hours away. - Best thing about Rachel is she's my sis. - Rachel Face. - I read Rachel's journal because I don't get to see her every other weekend anymore.
- I sometimes, maybe occasionally love Rachel. - Rachel is a PSJ. - If I were alone in a room with Rachel, I would scream. - I think Rachel should stop being so damn jewish! - Rachel needs to get some, as do I. - Rachel will never even look twice at a jew...she can smell them a mile away. - I want to ::ahem:: Rachel. - Rachel can give me money to support my not being jewish. - When I think about Rachel, I think about Geology. - Someday Rachel will still be a PSJ. - Rachel reminds me of a crazy jewish mother. - Without Rachel, I would still be catholic. NAH! - Memories of Rachel are long and painfully jewish. - Rachel can be a loud and obnoxious JEW! - PSJ is how I describe meeting Rachel. - Worst thing about Rachel is she's a jew. - Best thing about Rachel is she's fucking JEWISH! - Rachel thinks she's a cool jew, but she's not. (J/K) - I read Rachel's journal because everybody needs a little Jew.
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- Rachel is wild____.
- If I were alone in a room with Rachel, I would curl up in a little ball____.
- I think Rachel should _be less jewish___.
- Rachel needs _dick?_.
- Rachel will never __marry a jew__.
- I want to __hug___ Rachel.
- Rachel can ___drink_ my ____liqour_.
- When I think about Rachel, I ___shiver with excitement_.
- Someday Rachel will _kill someone__.
- Rachel reminds me of __the people who killed jesus___.
- Without Rachel, __I would have a mommy__.
- Memories of Rachel are _blurred by illegal substances___.
- Rachel can be __a girl__.
- __lolipop__ is how I describe meeting Rachel.
- Worst thing about Rachel is _jewish___.
- Best thing about Rachel is ___jewish__.
- Rachel _can play tuba____.
- I read Rachel's journal because _it is incoded with future lotery numbers ( you know the jews know that)__.
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I knew i could count on you for a smile:-). Tonight - my place.
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- Rachel is a Jew.
- If I were alone in a room with Rachel, I would play boob tag.
- I think Rachel should learn English from me! Ha ha.
- Rachel needs a maid, so we never have to do anything again.
- Rachel will never realize that dating a Jew is not such a bad thing.
- I want to eat Rachel.
- Rachel can do my laundry.
- When I think about Rachel, I run away.
- Someday Rachel will find her dream man with the John Deer (thanks, Sowalsky!).
- Rachel reminds me of most of my friends.
- Without Rachel, I would have two bedrooms in my apartment...hmmm a bedroom and a study...
- Memories of Rachel are goofy.
- Rachel can be way too girlie.
- Yo! is how I describe meeting Rachel.
- Worst thing about Rachel is she smells like fish.
- Best thing about Rachel is she's not a crazy, mean goy law student.
- Rachel spanks me too often. I have a sensitive tushie.
- I read Rachel's journal because she makes me.
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- Rachel is MY FAVORITE.
- If I were alone in a room with Rachel, I would CONFESS MY LOVE TO HER.
- I think Rachel should TALK TO ME MORE.
- Rachel needs CORY TIME.
- Rachel will never NOT TRY ANYTHING ONCE.
- I want to LICK Rachel.
- Rachel can HUG my HAMSTER.
- When I think about Rachel, I EJACULATE EVERYWHERE.
- Someday Rachel will MARRY SEVERAL MILLIONAIRES.
- Rachel reminds me of HER MOM. **rawr**
- Without Rachel, I'D BE A SAD PANDA.
- Memories of Rachel are FUN.
- Rachel can be LOUD.
- MINE is how I describe meeting Rachel.
- Worst thing about Rachel is THAT SHE'S A HEATHEN. :-P
- Best thing about Rachel is SHE'S GOING TO HEAVEN ANYWAY.
- Rachel, I LOVE YOU!
- I read Rachel's journal because SHE'S AWESOME.
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- Rachel is my big sister.
- If I were alone in a room with Rachel, I would ask her if I could go to the bathroom.
- I think Rachel should invest in waffles, tasty waffles, with lots of syrup.
- Rachel needs a hug.
- Rachel will never be boring.
- I want to hug Rachel.
- Rachel can be my bestest big sister ever.
- When I think about Rachel, I remember all our awesome times.
- Someday Rachel will sue the pope.
- Rachel reminds me of poorly bastardized national anthems.
- Without Rachel, the plot of the Friends T.V. show would make much less sense.
- Memories of Rachel are pleasant.
- Rachel can be loud.
- Meticulously is how I describe meeting Rachel.
- Worst thing about Rachel is that she lives 3 hours away.
- Best thing about Rachel is she's my sis.
- Rachel Face.
- I read Rachel's journal because I don't get to see her every other weekend anymore.
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- Rachel is a PSJ.
- If I were alone in a room with Rachel, I would scream.
- I think Rachel should stop being so damn jewish!
- Rachel needs to get some, as do I.
- Rachel will never even look twice at a jew...she can smell them a mile away.
- I want to ::ahem:: Rachel.
- Rachel can give me money to support my not being jewish.
- When I think about Rachel, I think about Geology.
- Someday Rachel will still be a PSJ.
- Rachel reminds me of a crazy jewish mother.
- Without Rachel, I would still be catholic. NAH!
- Memories of Rachel are long and painfully jewish.
- Rachel can be a loud and obnoxious JEW!
- PSJ is how I describe meeting Rachel.
- Worst thing about Rachel is she's a jew.
- Best thing about Rachel is she's fucking JEWISH!
- Rachel thinks she's a cool jew, but she's not. (J/K)
- I read Rachel's journal because everybody needs a little Jew.
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