"To-to fully understand my love of strawberries is to fully understand the unblinking eye of madness ( Read more... )

Bill Withers kicks ALL kinds of ass.

...school starting back up does not.

I fail at life. Especially the drinking part.

love and compliance,
RACHE

New Years Resolutions

1.Don't quit smoking
2.Gain at least 500 pounds
3.Destroy all of my artwork/poetry/etc. in a massive bonfire to be held in my back yard

Happy Chrishankwanzickah, foo's!"Christmas is a time for people with someone they love in their lives. When I was young, I was greedy and foolish, and now I'm left with no one. Wrinkled and alone. ... so if you believe in Christmas, children, like your uncle Billy does, buy my festering turd of a record... and especially enjoy the crassness in ( Read more... )

Robot: THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and ( Read more... )

Roll yourself away from me ( Read more... )

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gross...work.

You Are a Schoolgirl!
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AN UPDATE ( Read more... )