Hey, everyone in my area: do you have any cowboy boots? I wear a women's size 10 or a guy's 8ish. I could go a little bigger if necessary! I REALLY REALLY REALLY need 'em, just for the weekend. Help a bitch out if ya can! OH YEAH and a HONKIN' belt buckle, too, if ya got it! C'MON, HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!

My kitty Stella has been a bit depressed lately, so I've been paying her extra attention. This morning as I was uploading some pictures, she hopped on the keyboard and typed this (see "File Name"):


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Thanks for all my comments, guys. I had a good time camping. I actually couldn't have given a shit less what I was doing because my company was extraordinary. My little heart is filling up with something... hopefully not Jell-o pudding. Even though that might make a strange and tasty meal for a cannibal. I am happy as a gummy bear, and almost as ( Read more... )

I am ashamed to admit some of these things, but I will not leave them out as I believe it is of utmost importance to make my seemingly preachy message clear. It is only fair to the people I'm going to describe that I admit I have been a drunk driver at least a few dozen times. I have risked not only my life and the lives of passengers I (claimed to ( Read more... )

Web by a typical, sober spider:


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WOO WOO PULL OVA DAT ASS TOO FAT WOO WOO!

Other than being broke as a totally unfunny joke,
I'm pretty happy.

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Hope you are, too.

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( Fun time good stuff a.k.a really neat gigantic pictures from George & Katy's wedding )