Film Quotes

May 20, 2014 02:08

Stolen from d20yfx because it seemed like a plan. Comments are screened.

1.The moment you think you know what's going on in a woman's head is the moment your goose is well and truly cooked .

2. Frozen
Oh, look at that. I've been impaled.

3. Avengers Assemble
Well, I got his attention. What the hell was step two?

4. Fear does not work as long as there is hope.

5. Star Trek: Into Darkness
You think you world is safe? It is an illusion. A comforting lie told to protect you. Enjoy these final moments of peace. For I have returned to have my vengeance. So, shall we begin?

6. You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.

7. Tangled
You smell that? Take a deep breath through the nose. Really let that seep in. What are you getting? Because to me, that's part man-smell, and the other part is really bad man-smell. I don't know why, but overall it just smells like the color brown. Your thoughts?

8. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

9. You know, even though we've watched Pretty Woman like thirty-six times, I never get tired of making fun of it.

10. I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing.

11. Zoolander
What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?

12. Ooh, see that, there. Who needs affection when I have blind hatred?

13. Loosen your corset and have a drink.

14. Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
We got totally lied to by our album covers, man.

15. Enchanted
Usually you just send an email with those digital flowers. These are exquisite. Where do you find live doves in New York?
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