New standards
You know the phrases. When you hear someone begin, you tune out the rest of the phrase because you already know how it's going to end. But what if you changed things up a little, caught people off guard with an unexpected finish? Feel free to expand the list
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A woman if there is a handbag sale and there is only ONE left of the style she really wants...
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Better late than stinking of sweat.
When the blind lead the blind, the one-eyed king feels left out.
There's more than one way to trip down the stairs.
Don't bite the hand that belongs to someone bigger, stronger, or with more teeth than you.
Never underestimate the power of a butterfly flapping its wings in China.
Nothing is certain but I think gravity works. Most of the time. Maybe.
:-)
That's like the pot...
Never look a gift horse...
What's good for the goose...
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* Better late than on time and waiting.
* When the blind lead the blind, pink eye doesn't matter.
* There's more than one way to live your life.
* Don't bite the hand that has dirty yucky nails and didn't get washed recently, you might get sick...
* Never underestimate the power of chocolate.
(or sadly, never underestimate the power of PMS)
* Nothing is certain but uncertainty.
* That's like the pot I never smoked.
* Never look a gift horse, just ask for the free saddle...
* What's good for the goose, is good for the moose?
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You can lead a horse to water but... he'd prefer lemonade.
Better late than... dead.
When the blind lead the blind...at least they fulfill the "see no evil" mantra.
There's more than one way to...wreck a car.
Don't bite the hand that...does your dentist work.
Never underestimate the power of...human body odor.
Nothing is certain but...
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That's like the pot...calling the kettle hawt!
Never look a gift horse...in the hind end.
What's good for the goose...is cooking with gravy!
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