( That's what I get for not writing in so long )

I didn’t even realize it- but that has a lot to do with this blog ( Read more... )

A "practical joker" deserves applause for his wit according to its quality. Bastinado is about right. For exceptional wit one might grant keelhauling. But staking him out on an anthill should be reserved for the very wittiest.

-Robert Heinlein, "Time Enough for Love"

Broke the garbage disposal here, because some dumbshit left a shot glass in the sink and it fell in ( Read more... )

To borrow Kendal's style, I think it fits ( Read more... )

That. Is. All.

Martial Law Provisions

God help us, one and all.

Hah, what a week. Apparently, Crystal has decided to update me on her life once a month. *shrug* I woke up yesterday, rolled over and flipped open my phone to check the time- and noticed I was in "Talk" mode, since apparently a phone call had woken me. Melissa wants me to hand the phone to her so she can tell her off- debating whether to do so, ( Read more... )

James' place burned down Sunday night. I can't find an article online about it, which is really sad. He lost everything he had, and the firefighters said they saw his cat run out- so he waited for it to come back. He was in tears when Cliff dropped by sunday, and again when he came in to talk to the manager monday ( Read more... )

Okay, so we're counting things at work every goddamn day to find why our audits are turning up short, but our manager doesn't seem to be taking any measures to prove who may be responsible for stealing things, if anyone ( Read more... )