Mamba with knives!

[radicaljack]

4:35 AM wake up with worst earache I've ever had, cannot think, subsides to horrible in half and hour, spend three hours looking up cures for "swimmers ear" online. Nothing works, only makes it worse

Comments

[mycrimsonheart]

holy crap thats gross...are you ok?...well i mean now are you ok?

[alison_jane]

WHAT THE FUCK.

Dude, that's horrible, I almost threw up reading that.

I hope you're okay, CALL ME.

[singulargirl]

Good Fuck that's horrible. It sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock movie plot.

I hope everything is ok now. That bug is an asshole.

[obscene77]

why would you put a japanese beetle in your ear? duh!

[mal_au_coeur]

I HOPE IT DIDN'T EAT PART YOUR BRAIN, BROTHER!