1) i just hate you in general 2) i just love you in general 3) i just hate myself in general 4) i just love myself in general 5) there are enough calories in a Big Mac to run a vacuum cleaner for 98 minutes 6) there was a little girl (not you) skipping in the street, she feels jolly and gay. she thinks about all the pretty butterflies and stars she sees flying around. she thinks about nice it would be to spot penny on the ground. she thinks about how much her parents love her. she thinks that goldfish would taste soo good right now.
then she sees a dark and scary figure (you) drawing near her. she thinks its a monster, but it turns out to be rachel, who's engulfed in the blackness of the night even on this lovely summer day. the girl stares. she then spots a white smile amongst the darkness and screams "OH MY GOD! RACHEL"S BLACK!" she tries to run, but its too late, the shinyness of rachel's teeth cause her to go blind and die on the spot.
CRAP. i just did it then hit backspace and lost everything. i had good answers too xD
kay, here we go (again).
1. happy, saucy, extatic, disease carring prositute 2. your hair. 3. your hair. 4. THE FACT THAT JESUS MADE ME A FAGGOOTTTT. 5. that i can like boys :p 6. i eat peanut butter straight out of the continer at lunch. 7. once upon a time there was a little boy/girl named rachel. one day she decided that she was tired of living as a boy/girl and so she went and got a sex change. at first she was happy but then she longed to have a penis/roast beef sandwhich again. so she reinserted it herself and she was complete again. then all the happy blue birds were happy and the butterflies were flying in the sunlight and then she got the AIDS and died.
8. we both enjoy dolphin sex.
HAHAHAHHAHAHA. i love sam's story. and yes, there is a lot of meness in there. so you'll prolly have me redo it, but that was still fun.
2. your ability to grant the right amount of scenes points to a person. 3. the fact that you live in the middle of nowhere. 4. ummmm, oh! MY EMONESS. and my constant confusion. 5. hum ... the fact that people love me? it makes me feel happy. 6. (oh come on, that was a good one). i have thirty some stripes? no, that won't do. i stole one of sam's shoes today? um, OH, I'M MAKING A LOVE CHILD WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.
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1) i just hate you in general
2) i just love you in general
3) i just hate myself in general
4) i just love myself in general
5) there are enough calories in a Big Mac to run a vacuum cleaner for 98 minutes
6) there was a little girl (not you) skipping in the street, she feels jolly and gay. she thinks about all the pretty butterflies and stars she sees flying around. she thinks about nice it would be to spot penny on the ground. she thinks about how much her parents love her. she thinks that goldfish would taste soo good right now.
then she sees a dark and scary figure (you) drawing near her. she thinks its a monster, but it turns out to be rachel, who's engulfed in the blackness of the night even on this lovely summer day. the girl stares. she then spots a white smile amongst the darkness and screams "OH MY GOD! RACHEL"S BLACK!" she tries to run, but its too late, the shinyness of rachel's teeth cause her to go blind and die on the spot.
hahah, there's a lot of johness in there.
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hahahahahhaha @ the story though
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4. his monster thighs (kidding xD)
5. his $400 dior pants.
hahah, i helped me sortttaaa.
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1) your fucking squirrel cheeks (not really though).
2) laugh
3) self-esteem
4) my awesome ability to remember exactly how to do a work cited.
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kay, here we go (again).
1. happy, saucy, extatic, disease carring prositute
2. your hair.
3. your hair.
4. THE FACT THAT JESUS MADE ME A FAGGOOTTTT.
5. that i can like boys :p
6. i eat peanut butter straight out of the continer at lunch.
7. once upon a time there was a little boy/girl named rachel. one day she decided that she was tired of living as a boy/girl and so she went and got a sex change. at first she was happy but then she longed to have a penis/roast beef sandwhich again. so she reinserted it herself and she was complete again. then all the happy blue birds were happy and the butterflies were flying in the sunlight and then she got the AIDS and died.
8. we both enjoy dolphin sex.
HAHAHAHHAHAHA. i love sam's story. and yes, there is a lot of meness in there. so you'll prolly have me redo it, but that was still fun.
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2. your ability to grant the right amount of scenes points to a person.
3. the fact that you live in the middle of nowhere.
4. ummmm, oh! MY EMONESS. and my constant confusion.
5. hum ... the fact that people love me? it makes me feel happy.
6. (oh come on, that was a good one). i have thirty some stripes? no, that won't do. i stole one of sam's shoes today? um, OH, I'M MAKING A LOVE CHILD WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.
how's that work out? :D
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now help sam so i can add him too
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added. & i <3 yer story
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i'll add you back if you kidnap me tonight
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why not?
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