For whatever reason (it may be a type of chemical, but the spellings make me believe otherwise...I think it's just a 'computer nerd' syndrome where they name things after sex (i.e. male and female ports) but I've now seen two drugs with names that start with [phonetically] "ass ( Read more... )

[Seductively, a tone that makes the sexless teenage boy know he's been duped by a woman who was trying to take advantage of some knowledge he had] Dear planet: I don't post for you. I post for ME. I love going back to old posts and seeing what my freak mind was thinking at the time.

So I grew a beard...


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Hey....you wanna go to a party?

I'LL PUT YOU ON THE GUEST LIST!!!!

(See "Music")

Thank goodness they're coming out with a The Fast and The Furious 4. I was worried Vin Diesel would never act again ( Read more... )

My sister was in town this weekend. She works in the food science industry. She introduced we to a new term that "shocked" me right down to the core: Electroejaculation. She has seen it done, and says it looks as pleasant as it sounds.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/

I'm free again!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090222/ap_on_re_eu/eu_greece_prison_escape

I h8 facebook apps!

I'd be more comforting, but your tears smell like eggs.

I think I'm going to change my name to Lllgen. That way, anyone reading my name on a computer, or computer generated document will think it is Illgen (as long as it's an Arial, Gothic, or Sans Serif style font (stupid Times New Roman ( Read more... )