IM FUCKING TIRED ( Read more... )

yeah, this week was cool i guess. i worked. then i went camping for tuesday and wednesday, and came back today. 198 miles in 2hrs, 15min. excellent average speed: 85mph. then tonight i hung out with will and megan and erich, and then afterwards i watched a very un-funny and depressing king of the hill with megan. then i came home and sat here ( Read more... )

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock ( Read more... )

Hillbilly Medical Terms ( Read more... )

An American is having breadfast one morning: coffee, croissants, bread ( Read more... )

Some have been a bit offended that Lee Marvin (The Dirty Dozen) is buried in a grove of 3 and 4 star generals at Arlington. His marker gives his name, rank (PVT) and service (USMC). Nothing else. Here's a guy who was only a famous movie star who served his time, why the heck does he rate burial with these guys ( Read more... )

eh, story of my life continues. what else is there to say? yeah.

what is the only word in the english language that DOES NOT have a vowel in it?
the winer gets to........hm. make out with me...unless youre a guy... or not...attractive. then youll get...a pizza, with pepperonni and 9mm bullets on it. if you dont like it, too bad , youll recieve one anyhow!

i feel sick. no dice.

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in ( Read more... )