"Dude...do you know you just accidentally eye fucked me!?" Me (with an assist from Harley)

I had a decent day today. Work went well. I had sushi for dinner with a friend of a friend. Had a double espresso at Cheesecake Factory and am now cuddled up in bed ready to sleep. I have to wake up in 8 hours, goodnight all.

I wanted to mention briefly that despite our best efforts Brett and I called it quits tonight ( Read more... )

Some Polish Catholics apparently had a fit over gays being represented in an IKEA CATALOGUE (pages 54-57). Ikea was pressured to respond to the letters from the angry Catholics so they issued this statement:


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"Not me because I masturbate with jalapenos." Harley (my boss)

As I lay in bed preparing to sleep off a long and frustrating day I have a question bouncing around in my head ( Read more... )

I am laying in bed drinking my glass of Pinot Grigio and listening to my "Matt Nathanson Radio" station on Pandora. I am sitting back looking (both in reality and in thought) at all of the blessings in my life.  Sometimes I find it necessary to do this. It helps me to stay positive and to see God's work in my life ( Read more... )

Colorado Springs is one of the best cities (if not THE best city) that I have ever lived in. Thanks to Brett my mind has been on Colorado Springs alot lately (even praying for a job so I can possibly return) and tonight I came across several of these and combined him to make 109 ways you know your from Colorado Springs!

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Brett: "My hair looks so messy!"

Me: "Babe...your hair looks fine! Like when I think I look like a fat ass and you think I look good."

Brett: "You in no way resemble fat assery...you just have alot of extra sexy with nowhere else to put itself!"

Note: Yeah...I'm in love! :-P

 Tonight I was Skype chatting with Brett (as usual) and at this moment he said, "AWW! That's so cute, I'm gonna screen capture it!"


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