Just discharged from Wake Med ER after two weeks of abdominal, falling down, a toenail that opened up like a toilet seat and spewed dark black blood, and the joys of passing blood.
I have had - in 14 days - four xrays, a CAT-scan, echocardiogram, EKG and enough blood drawn to make me anemic.
I have a hernia, hemorhoids, too thin blood (too much cummadin). I had to have two IVs - which is the single largest reason I don't go to the hospital before I am wondering about the big dirt nap.
Better than I was expecting.
And now for something completely different...
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