i want some crystal pepsi.

and while im at it, ill feast on some dunk-a-roos and fruit by the foot.

while watching family matters.

i have ringworm.

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Star Wars Horoscope for Sagittarius


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Fourthly, sit in someone's doorway, construct a makeshift pipe from a drinks bottle, and smoke. Crack vaporises at a low temperature, so it can be easily inhaled via this sort of arrangement. It makes a cracking sound when heated, from which it gains its name.

love is a battlefield;
and i've got an UZI.

im a may queen.

oh you, dirty little b oy. dirty little boy.

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BEACH

A wing;
left behind by
the girl scout

cuddled, cradled;
driftwood

shattered, violet/
by the weeping

of a lonely siren