whateva my mom FINISHES shopping for xmas before thanksgiving so who knows if this will even matter

[radioxflyer]

nintendo wii ( wario.war, red steel, ...??)
barneys warhol-idays gift card
guitar hero 2 (?)
cap off my david sedaris and chuck palahniuk collections
best buy gift card (so many movies to list)
more west elm oils
new sheets
a job
a plan for my future in college

Comments

[mayhemofheart]

I don't know why you bother making lists when you already know all you're gonna get from me is a dildo. Yo mom doesn't read yo lj fool!

[radioxflyer]

Thank goodness! My last three have died on me!! And can you beleive it, playthings for my personal playtime are SOO outrageously expensive these days too!! I'm glad someone else can take this financial burden off my hands...AHAHAHA im surprised i havent received more. my friends form wisconsin got me a pink one for my 18th bday along with some dirty old 80s porn and EWWNASTY black porn. all which have been properly left behind in boys dorm suites who were friends or thrown in the trash.