I just woke up eh

[raditzsex]

So, what's better. Apples? Or pears? I'd have to say pears are better.

I don't know why I'm asking. All I have is Pringles.

Comments

[zmd_norrec]

Apples are much better, pears have a wierd, untrustworthy texture, and the flavor is unsavory at that.

[makaioh]

No apples are all tart and you can kill small children with them. Pears are more polite, and ok yes the texture is a bit untrustworthy, but so am I. The flavor of a pear is subtle and slightly green, and that makes it better than the beat-you-with-a-zibby-stick sour of apples. I don't even know what a zibby stick is. Fuck apples! Fuck them good.

[zmd_norrec]

No apples are all tart and you can kill small children with them.

EXACTLY.

[raditzsex]

I dun wanna put weapons in my mouth!

I suppose I worded the question poorly. Which is better to eat, apples or pears.

[jpegasus]

Pears are better. Unless they're not fully ripe yet. Like when they're too crisp? Yeah, that sucks.

I'm also not so fond of the mushy mushy type in syrup in cans. Those suck too. I can't even imagine wanting to put that in my mouth.

And can you imagine how gross something like "pearsauce" would be? Applesauce, sure, but not pearsauce. Ewww. ew ew ew.

But pears are definitely better.

[valamelmeo]

Much love for the icon. I often wondered about that... ^_^

[raditzsex]

I would eat pearsauce. Especially, like, if I was really old and didn't have any teeth. I was just remarking earlier how I would eat brownie slush, too. Now, brownie slush with pearsauce on top? That sounds fab.