Worst news article I've ever read?

[radon_balloon]

http://onthescene.blogs.foxnews.com/2008/06/17/co-eds-live-through-500-year-flood-over-course-of-college/Read more... )

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[idontpussyfoot]

i think my favorite part about it was....
“It’s really hard to see this,” Reginia Bailey told me. Bailey is the mayor of this beautiful, progressive city, where the Iowa River customarily runs through it in picturesque fashion.

fox news must be trying to broaden its horizon to "progressive" cities in iowa

[radon_balloon]

Haha, I don't even understand what this article is about. 500 year old flood?

[idontpussyfoot]

yeah, what the fuck!??! have kids swam out of their classrooms? was it BUILT IN WATER?

[fewerwords]

YOU JUST DON'T SEE ATTACHMENT LIKE THIS ANYMORE
PEOPLE RAISING THEIR KIDS IN CHURCH
GETTING MARRIED IN THEM
ALL THAT

BUT THIS GUY, THIS GUY IS ATTACHED

[radon_balloon]

He even had the attachment to marry his mother there!

[idontpussyfoot]

lollll

[iwont_shareyou]

Lololol good.

[letyoufall]

ohgoddd

my favorite part: (I know this because there was water in the church’s parking lot right up to the bottom of a basketball rim. And basketball rims are typically 10 feet high).

whatt?
how old are you? are you giving a fourth grade report...filled with useless information!?

[radon_balloon]

We wouldn't have believed him if he hadn't talked about how he saw a basketball rim and how it's approximately as high as he was speculating.