I am so fucking proud of this country right now.

NEVADA, DO THE RIGHT THING!!!! GOBAMA!!!

( mushy crappola )

Stirrup leggings? Really? They're coming back? A line needs to be drawn with this 80's shit. They were the bane of my existence as a kid. So ugly, so uncomfortable. That makes me feel old, that I can remember stirrup leggings ( Read more... )

I'm so over Todd(he hella lied about his age), and I discovered that Brian isn't an asshole and he adores the shit out of me, and I like him a lot, too ( Read more... )

If anything does come of this situtation with Todd, I don't even want to tell my mother because she always acts like I force them into dating me and I can't actually get a guy to like me. She's such a fucking cruel bitch.

I'm really worried nothing will come of this, though. Truthfully, I haven't had a bf in three years but saying that sounds so ( Read more... )

I'm sooo lazy. I have to pick up my debit card at the bank because I left it in the atm because nothing can go right in my life. I also have to cash in one of my bonds so I can get a cheapo GoPhone and switch out the SIM card because my phone is an asshole. Nothing works on it. I'm amazed the internet tubes still reach it, which is great because ( Read more... )

omg my best friend is so motherfucking tacky. It's not even in an ~*ironic kitschy way. CHEAP HALLOWEEN WIGS ARE NOT FOR EVERYDAY REGULAR USE. idc if you want to look like a ~*freak. Knock this shit off, jfc you're 22 years old. Grow up and stop trying to make yourself look disgusting. It's not quirky, interesting or cute ( Read more... )

Also, if they ever call me and tell me what time "orientation" is, I have that tomorrow. Hopefully If it lets out early enough, I'll be seeing Joe Biden in the park! I love how ridiculous/ fancy that sounds. I'm probably more excited for tht than I am for Cobra on 10/31. idgaf what anyone says, they're amazing, and Gabe is a dollface/sex on ( Read more... )

I'm thinking of writing an indie hit. It should only take like, five minutes. I can get one of those cheap ass keyboards with the beat already on it, and I don't even really have to sing the words as much as I'd have to drone them, because I'm obviously too cool and jaded to care about...anything. Then I will perform it in some hideous, silvery ( Read more... )

Deal LJ,

If you're going to give us the ability to post 10,000 comments in an entry, you should be equipped to provide such a service and I should not be getting:

This part of the database is temporarily down for maintenance. Try again in a few minutes.so fucking glad I no longer piss my money away on paid accounts because I honestly don't know ( Read more... )