me and mattgee just started a new religion.
there's no dumb holiday like easter where you worship rotten eggs and dead tilapia...instead we worship alcohol. and the three wise men are (in no particular order) jack, jim, and the captain.

also...alcohol does not promote virginity, therefore the virgin mary = the slutty courtney..and baby jesus got ( Read more... )

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boys are so confusing.

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i saw soooo many hobos tonight.
i threw up all over down town.
i followed a drunk guy.
and i hung out with my friend cesar.

i sat in cesar's car for 2 hours last night.

this is the lamest spring break ever.

he changed his mind last monday,
so you've got to leave by sunday.
you've lost your lipgloss, honey.
now nothing you do can turn him on.
you had it once, but now it's gone.
and you feel like such a fool for laughing at his bad jokes, and putting up with all of his friends.
and kissing in public

drunk livejorunalnessd

is this rwelly live?

really really live

becuazxdee its licvejournal.

whered rikki go?

hey hey hey playgirl hookermy mon just told me u was fdrunk
whatrd oes she know dlut

and i hatr charlie crwzfor talking my beer

charlie beer.

last night i went to jeffrey's with jenn....

and charlie beer


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