omg omg omg omg omg <3
Well,I'm stll excited after more than 24 hours after opening the box. And I'm not disappointed one bit.<3
Tee hee hee.
Well,the box was sent to
asliceoflove so we went to meet up in Tropicana Mall. We were walking around for about half an hour lugging the box below before we finally decided to settle down in Bobalicious Smoothies. Which I misread the first time around as something quite indecent.
Ahem. Well moving on.
A picture of the box before opening. It was slightly dented,but nothing inside was harmed in the slightest,thankfully.
He came with a calendar,certificate,assembly/restringing instruction pamphlet,two keychains and an empty white envelope. The pamphlet and two keychains aren't shown here because I'm a lazy bum and didn't take their photos.o 3o
Teeheehee. Moments of anticipation.<3
And voila! There he is in all his naked and bubblewrapped glory. I think those clothes serve as an opportunistic censor.xD
Here he is,fully clothed. . .with a nubile female.. . oh my. Milan would not like to see this.
Nubile female figure and photo courtesy of
asliceoflove .
I apologize in advance for any blurry photos in the photostory. It was taken at around 11 p.m. with bad lighting while drunk on happiness.xDD
Now onto the photostory~
"I wonder what could be in this box?. . .?"
"Should I open it myself?". . . "No,I'm not strong enough". . .>: *sulks*
"Is something the matter,Milan?"
Milan : *lightbulb* ". . .Onii-sama."
Rowan: "Mm?"
Milan : "Can you help me with a mission most grave,sil vous plait?
Rowan : ". . . .Why do I have this bad feeling. . ."
Milan : "Are you ready,onii-sama?"
Rowan : (. . .how did I get myself talked into this.Darn my otouto's pout.>: ) "Mmhm. Anytime you are."
Milan : "Okay~ un. deux. TROIS!"
*FLING*
Milan: *pant* pant* "Merci beaucoup,Rowan~"
Rowan : " De rien. . .But let me rest a while." /os-san(--*rae is beaten violently with a pullip. blonde hair is found at the scene of the crime*)
Milan : "Your features are so. . .gentle. . ." *kirakirari*. . .
Rowan: *appears*
Milan : !!! /heartattack D|
Rowan : "Hm? His clothes are in a mess. His tie is out of place--*nitpicknitpicknag*" >:C
Milan : . . .
Rowan : . . .
Milan: . . . . *stares cross eyed*
Rowan : *thinks Milan's glaring* "I-I'm sorry I really shouldn't have gone that fa--"
Milan : "Mon frere. There seems to be something strange here."
Rowan : ". . .What?"
Milan : "Have you not noticed that he hasn't moved an inch nor spoken a word since we opened this coffin box?"
Rowan : ". . .It is quite strange. Considering the amount of. . .commotion the two of us have been making."<.< >.> . . .
Milan : "I think he might not have a heart! "
Rowan : "What?!w-w-why do you think that?"
Milan : "I once read a book where a woman lost her heart. And then she couldn't wake up again."
Rowan : (. . .do I crush his dreams? do i not crush his dreams?. . .OTL ) "I-I guess you should come up with a solution then. You seem far more well prepared for this than I am."
Milan : "I think I might have a solution already." *rummage rummage*
Milan : *kirakirapikapika* "Well prepared I am,frere?" c:
Rowan : "Very." *patpat* ( He actually has hearts with him now?OTL ) "Uh. .
Milan : *pops button open*. . . .*strawberry grade blush*. . .*places the heart* A red heart for true lo-- I mean health. Yes. Health.
Rowan : . . . ( OTL OTL OTL OTL OTL )
Milan : *tuck*. . .*pat*. . .*blush*
Milan: "P-please wake up. . ." *kirakirari fades*
Rowan : (. . .OTL OTL OTL OTL)
Milan : . . .*sadface*
Rowan : "W-why don't you try calling someone? I'm sure someone is BOUND to have an idea? I need to retire for now. It's quite late already.You should do so soon as well. Good night,Milan."
Milan : "G-goodnight Rowan.">:
"Calling,hm?". . . ."I hope I don't get radioactive damage from this." >:
*ring ring*. . . *ring ri--*click*
Milan : H-Hello? Jade-oniisama?
Elan : Non non,mon cher~ I don't seem to be Jade. I seem to be taller.
Milan : oh,frere Elan!
Elan : What seems to the problem,mon petit gateaux? You rarely call. Ever.
Milan : Ohh. There's this one boy. In a box. And he won't wake up.
Elan : A box,you say?Milan : That's not the point! Do you have any idea on how I can wake him up?>:
Elan : Hmm. . . oho~ the sleeping beauty tactic works every time,mon petit lapin.
MIlan : Sleeping beauty?
Elan : You know,a little smack on the lips? Some sugar to the neighbour,if you may?
Milan : Frere Elan,I neither want to harm his lips in anyway nor do I want to give my neighbour sugar.D|
Elan : *FACEPALM* Ouj mon petit lapin,you have a loong loong way to go. You should give him a kiss on the lips~ the carbon dioxide might do him some good.
Milan : A long to go until whe--*click*. . .He hung up? Oh well. The reception must have been bad. I could have sworn he said something about carbon dioxide.
"Uhm. . .I guess. . .I should do it soon. . ."
"Here goes nothing. . .I guess. . ."
*gentle brush of the lips*. . . .*soft press downwards*. . .*gravity*
Ramiel : *stirs*. . .*slowly lifts one hand*
Ramiel : *slowly lifts the other hand up*
Milan : *pulls away to breathe*
Ramiel : *catch* Caught. You. <3
Milan: EEP.
Ramiel : Well it's nice to meet you too. Milan : Umm. . .urrr. . .uhmm. . .unnn. . . *Maybelline rouge grade blush*
Ramiel : Oh no! Do you have a fever or something?D: *puts foreheads together* Your forehead is so warm!
Milan : *blush gets deeper* No,no it's not that. It's just that. . .urm . .. *bites lip*
Ramiel : I'm sorry to interrupt. And I'm not implying that you're fat or anything of the sort,but can we move out of this small box,please? It's getting a bit uncomfortable and I'm starting to chaff.OTL
Milan : OH. I'm so sorry!
Ramiel : We never managed to introduce ourselves properly. My name is Ramiel Arthur Montnoir, what's your name?
Milan : M-Milan Amadeus. . . I can't tell you my last name. Not yet.
Ramiel : Mmkays. > 3<
. . .
Ramiel : . . C:
Milan : Why are you smili--*POUNCED*
Ramiel : *kisses cheek*
Milan : *Maybelline rouge cheeks*
Ramiel : I think this is the start of an interesting journey,don't you?
Milan : . . .*nodnod*
=END PHOTOSTORY=
Tee heee heeee. I was so happy when I fell asleep last night.
Ramiel : Would you take me around the place tomorrow? /excited
Milan: . . . *nodnod*. . .
OKAY BACK TO MID YEAR'S EXAMS. I'll cry tears of blood during this week's demon papers,I swear.OTL