Evil in the Dorm
Title: Evil in the Dorm
Pairing: OT5
Rating: G
Summary: Minho returns home from finishing the shooting of SNSD’s Japanese version of Gee.
Minho tapped his fingers on the dashboard as he watched the people blur by as he was driven away from the airport. He wondered how his hyungs and Taemin would react to the Japanese version of Gee when they saw it. He looked down at the bag he got to keep from the set and chuckled at the faces of each SNSD member plastered on it. Maybe he could give it to Kibum to have….surely his hyung would know what to do with it because Minho sure as hell didn’t. It wasn’t that he didn’t like his noonas, they were great to be around but the overall amount of cute that video was radiating had made him sick to him stomach at times.
Back at the SHINee dorm, Jonghyun and Kibum were arguing over what would go better with the vanilla ice cream they had just bought, chocolate syrup or strawberry syrup, while Taemin was good with both and Jinki was good with whatever would get the two of them to shut up so they could actually eat the ice cream before it melted into a liquid mess. They had got the ice cream to share with Minho as a “Good job surviving the noonas” present. It would be something nice for them all to eat and relax with. Jinki got saved from the argument when the manager called and told them Minho would be on the way with a prop from the set. When Jinki relayed the information to the others they were as curious as he was to find out exactly what this prop was. The music video hadn’t been released yet of course so they had no idea what Minho even did in the video besides stand there and be eye candy like usual.
It only took another fifteen minutes for Minho to get home but he could tell something was off as he crossed the threshold into the dorm. “Hyungs….Taemin….where are you guys?” He kicked off his shoes and walked into the living room, jumping a little when they all yelled out surprise and Jonghyun threw multi-colored confetti in his face. The cheerful faces easily fell into ones of shock and confusion as they noticed exactly what Minho had in his hand. A bag. With SNSD’s faces on it. What happened next was something that Minho probably never would have imagined to but can’t deny it whenever he feels those rare glares hitting his back for even thinking of bringing such a thing into the dorm.
Jonghyun and Kibum exchanged one glance before diving forward, Jonghyun tackling Minho down onto the ground and Kibum grabbing the bag and making a beeline for the door. Taemin was screeching something about the anti Christ and how he has to purify the dorm again. Jinki was scrambling off into the kitchen for something and running out of the dorm after Kibum. Jonghyun was giving Minho a full body examine and he was barely able to hear the words full cavity search before his brain clicked back into place and remembered exactly what they was.
With a yell of horror he tossed the shorter male off and made a break for the room they shared. Taemin was coming out of the room he, Jinki, and Kibum shared wearing some sort of Shaman outfit that he didn’t even know the boy had, running out and chanting something about purification and other nonsense that Minho was sure he’d find out about later. The smells of something burning had him crinkling his nose up as he realized what they were burning and ran out to try to stomp it out. Jonghyun and Kibum wouldn’t let Minho get any further than the doorway, Kibum tripping him and sitting down hard on his back with Jonghyun, both smiling even as Minho tried to wiggle and flail his way from under them. All he could do was watch as Taemin jumped and chanted around the burning bag, Jinki laughing maniacally and spinning a lighter around his finger, looking more accomplished then the first time he had made fried chicken without burning anything in the kitchen.
“Guys what the hell!” Minho finally yelled out and all activity ceased as four pairs of brown eyes were placed on the rapper. He shrunk a little bit from just how intense the glares were and found there was no place to run as he did his best to look at each of his band mates.
“Number one you brought the devil into our dorm.” Kibum said through gritted teeth.
“Secondly you lied to us and said you had a gift.” Jonghyun continued and got an agreement from Kibum, which in Jonghyun’s mind meant he was getting laid tonight twice.”
“Third you thought it would be okay to bring something with their faces on it. Do you know how much I’ve suffered at their hands!” Taemin practically screeched, shaking the ritual stick in Minho’s face which oddly looked like Rafiki’s from the Lion King but now wasn’t the time to point that out to anyone. Minho looked up at Jinki, waiting for the fourth reason but he was given nothing but a shrug and a smile that was different from the usual innocent bright one the leader gave.
“I just wanted to burn something.” It was Jinki’s turn to get the stare of every member as Taemin walked over and snatched the lighter away, mumbling something about being more responsible than the leader at times. Minho turned his large, brown eyes on the smoldering remains of the bag from the set and gave a heavy sigh. How was he ever going to tell the girls that not only did the others not like the gift but they burned it on sight and performed a ritual on it. He figured saying they gave them to real SNSD fans would stroke their egos and keep them from giving those ridiculous pouty faces.
“So….I saw ice cream right…”
Pairing: OT5
Rating: G
Summary: Minho returns home from finishing the shooting of SNSD’s Japanese version of Gee.
Minho tapped his fingers on the dashboard as he watched the people blur by as he was driven away from the airport. He wondered how his hyungs and Taemin would react to the Japanese version of Gee when they saw it. He looked down at the bag he got to keep from the set and chuckled at the faces of each SNSD member plastered on it. Maybe he could give it to Kibum to have….surely his hyung would know what to do with it because Minho sure as hell didn’t. It wasn’t that he didn’t like his noonas, they were great to be around but the overall amount of cute that video was radiating had made him sick to him stomach at times.
Back at the SHINee dorm, Jonghyun and Kibum were arguing over what would go better with the vanilla ice cream they had just bought, chocolate syrup or strawberry syrup, while Taemin was good with both and Jinki was good with whatever would get the two of them to shut up so they could actually eat the ice cream before it melted into a liquid mess. They had got the ice cream to share with Minho as a “Good job surviving the noonas” present. It would be something nice for them all to eat and relax with. Jinki got saved from the argument when the manager called and told them Minho would be on the way with a prop from the set. When Jinki relayed the information to the others they were as curious as he was to find out exactly what this prop was. The music video hadn’t been released yet of course so they had no idea what Minho even did in the video besides stand there and be eye candy like usual.
It only took another fifteen minutes for Minho to get home but he could tell something was off as he crossed the threshold into the dorm. “Hyungs….Taemin….where are you guys?” He kicked off his shoes and walked into the living room, jumping a little when they all yelled out surprise and Jonghyun threw multi-colored confetti in his face. The cheerful faces easily fell into ones of shock and confusion as they noticed exactly what Minho had in his hand. A bag. With SNSD’s faces on it. What happened next was something that Minho probably never would have imagined to but can’t deny it whenever he feels those rare glares hitting his back for even thinking of bringing such a thing into the dorm.
Jonghyun and Kibum exchanged one glance before diving forward, Jonghyun tackling Minho down onto the ground and Kibum grabbing the bag and making a beeline for the door. Taemin was screeching something about the anti Christ and how he has to purify the dorm again. Jinki was scrambling off into the kitchen for something and running out of the dorm after Kibum. Jonghyun was giving Minho a full body examine and he was barely able to hear the words full cavity search before his brain clicked back into place and remembered exactly what they was.
With a yell of horror he tossed the shorter male off and made a break for the room they shared. Taemin was coming out of the room he, Jinki, and Kibum shared wearing some sort of Shaman outfit that he didn’t even know the boy had, running out and chanting something about purification and other nonsense that Minho was sure he’d find out about later. The smells of something burning had him crinkling his nose up as he realized what they were burning and ran out to try to stomp it out. Jonghyun and Kibum wouldn’t let Minho get any further than the doorway, Kibum tripping him and sitting down hard on his back with Jonghyun, both smiling even as Minho tried to wiggle and flail his way from under them. All he could do was watch as Taemin jumped and chanted around the burning bag, Jinki laughing maniacally and spinning a lighter around his finger, looking more accomplished then the first time he had made fried chicken without burning anything in the kitchen.
“Guys what the hell!” Minho finally yelled out and all activity ceased as four pairs of brown eyes were placed on the rapper. He shrunk a little bit from just how intense the glares were and found there was no place to run as he did his best to look at each of his band mates.
“Number one you brought the devil into our dorm.” Kibum said through gritted teeth.
“Secondly you lied to us and said you had a gift.” Jonghyun continued and got an agreement from Kibum, which in Jonghyun’s mind meant he was getting laid tonight twice.”
“Third you thought it would be okay to bring something with their faces on it. Do you know how much I’ve suffered at their hands!” Taemin practically screeched, shaking the ritual stick in Minho’s face which oddly looked like Rafiki’s from the Lion King but now wasn’t the time to point that out to anyone. Minho looked up at Jinki, waiting for the fourth reason but he was given nothing but a shrug and a smile that was different from the usual innocent bright one the leader gave.
“I just wanted to burn something.” It was Jinki’s turn to get the stare of every member as Taemin walked over and snatched the lighter away, mumbling something about being more responsible than the leader at times. Minho turned his large, brown eyes on the smoldering remains of the bag from the set and gave a heavy sigh. How was he ever going to tell the girls that not only did the others not like the gift but they burned it on sight and performed a ritual on it. He figured saying they gave them to real SNSD fans would stroke their egos and keep them from giving those ridiculous pouty faces.
“So….I saw ice cream right…”