The (addictive) Bard

[raettawy]

I couldn't resist. Thank you darklotus1211 and laurielover1912.  This has become rather addictive!
(But I can't figure out how to post it...It's almost Friday, right?)

Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale
Her infinite raettawy.

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[darklotus1211]

Beauty tips with raettawy:

DL: Tell us - how can we maintain that youthful glow?

R: Oh, some nitre, tannin, brine - the usual. Oh! And scooping your brains out through your nose...

Sorry - I couldn't resist!

[raettawy]

Haha! And don't forget some resin, honey, spices, jeweled amulets, and, of course, cosmetics, and a fine linen dress.

(oohhh.. I hope no brine! unless you want to turn into a pickle!)