The Quickest Way to a Man's Heart...

Sep 25, 2006 01:17

What is the quickest way to a man's heart? Not through the stomach! Through the sternum...all you need is a good ol' handy bonesaw ( Read more... )

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hmmm... shadow_kitten September 25 2006, 17:01:35 UTC
you have inspired me to now think over my past interests...cause flaws are never a thing that you relize you can forget or ignore. they wouldnt be flaws unless you noticed them to begin with....if that makes sense. but anyway i also just havent talked to you in forever and miss you. thats all.

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Re: hmmm... raevinn September 25 2006, 23:42:26 UTC
but what a person views as a flaw might also be part of what makes that person them. My tendency towards books might be viewed as a flaw by some people, but without it, I am not the same am I?

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cutiepie07 September 26 2006, 00:46:17 UTC
Hey
Those are the best characterists. Wait till there is someone who feel exactly like that about you!! You are a great friend!! ^_^

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Ahhh the joys.... sgt_hatter September 26 2006, 06:25:28 UTC
This all that makes us human, our habits good and bad. I agree with you that her flaws would be unattractive....atleast to myself, and book reading is good...very very good.

Space COWBOY!!!

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anonymous September 26 2006, 11:31:13 UTC
sorry its definitly through the stomach not the sternum! God I love good food.

Relationships are definitly overrated. Such an animal instinct.

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raevinn September 26 2006, 20:15:28 UTC
Yeah, but going through the sternum doesn't leave nearly as much blood on your hands. I mean, its bone chips you have to worry about. The stomach, first you gotta open the gut, then reach your hand through all that goo and stuff...sorry, couldn't help myself.

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sgt_hatter September 27 2006, 07:34:48 UTC
But the best pleasure in killing is wearing your victim! BLOOD ON THE HANDS IS JUST BONUS POINTS!

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