Best birthday present EVER

Damn, did THAT feel good.

( This is what happens when I go so long without sex )

Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same thing.

I got a goal, too.

If you think they are, you don't know what ghetto is, yo! SHE'S A FIGURE SKATER! Ghetto my ass. And i am SO not a flirt. Geez. Dumbasses.

HOCKEY TONIGHT! I get to knock down some rookies and welcome them to the NHL! Its like CHRISTMAS, PEOPLE! CHRISTMAS ONLY BETTER BECAUSE I GET AWAY WITH PUNCHING PEOPLE!

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Is it hockey time yet?

Really, I am.

Has Edmonton always been this boring?

So we are going back to Edmonton. Although I don't know how that will make him..unbored but at least we'll have the pupppies! I just hope my brother didn't ruin the place. I'll kill him.

So get ready for some trafbal, bro! Jani can keep score!