Rocking it in the dream world . . . . . or not
Check out this c-c-c-c-raaaaazy dream I had last night! WTF?
My mom, dad, sister and myself are sitting on this picnic table that is in a food court-style area in a huge grocery store. There is a gnarly couple going at it near the dairy section. The guy is super greasy (greasy gross, NOT greasy cool) and wearing jeans and a white wife beater. The girl has frizzy hair and a bit of a belly and is wearing a black midriff shirt and black spandex shorts. They are making out pretty intensely. The guy has smeared lipstick all over his face and the girl is making extremely loud orgasmic noises. My family and I start looking at them and getting pissed. I finally pick up a yogurt and chuck it at the couple. It explodes all over them causing them to take a break from their making out by the cheese case. Everyone else in the food court looks at me all pissed off, because apparently no one else thought there was anything abnormal about a disgusting couple dry humping in the grocery store.
The scene changes entirely. Now I am the girl that was involved in the make-out session complete with orgasmic sound effect, only I am sickly thin. I am by myself and I am walking up to this piece of shit shack in the woods made entirely of 2x4’s. There are tons and tons of people hanging outside the shack partying. This sneaky used car salesman type guy comes out to greet me and whisks me away inside. Apparently I have agreed to do some low budget porn and he is the guy who got me involved in it. My “manager”, if you will.
The guy takes me back outside and all of the people that were hanging out have suddenly left. He introduces me to the HUGE guy with tons of tattoos who is sitting on a stool leaning against the shack smoking pot out of a vintage hookah. My “manager” informs me that this super-human gentleman is my new body guard and he will be with me 24/7.
My “manager” leaves and the body guard takes me into this room and dead bolts the door. He tells me that I will not only be doing the low budget filmed porn, but I will also be doing live gigs. Pretty much fucking on stage. He tells me how we never accept offers from venues that don’t have a locked room backstage because it is too hard to keep people from breaking in and hurting me.
Then, like the rest of this wasn’t bizarre enough, the body guard tells me how the guy that got me involved in all of this shit aka my “manager” has burned a lot of people and there are lots of folks out there who literally want a piece of him for payment. I look over and my “manager” in on the sofa butt ass naked with his face in the sofa cushion and his ass in the air. My HUGE body guard goes over and ass rapes him. All I could do was stare in shock as he said “and this is MY payment from him. I’m not the only one who wants to ass rape this mother fucker”.
After he was done, I went over and tried to console my “manager” who had just been ass raped. I was suddenly laying under him and naked. He was still all curled up and laying on me with his face buried in my chest and I had a blanket over him. He was so fucked in the head from the whole experience he had no idea what was going on. It was like cuddling naked with a crazy person.
Then, the door busted open and it was my sister. However, just as I looked absolutely nothing like myself, this girl looked absolutely nothing like me real sister. I pulled the blanket, which was already over the guy’s body, over his head too. He kept talking to himself and I tried to mumble “shut the fuck up!” under my breath so that my sister wouldn’t hear him. She looked at me crying hysterically and saying “how the hell could you let this happen to yourself? I can’t believe you. I love you so much, but god damn this makes me sick! What the fuck is wrong with you?”.
At that point I quickly awoke from this insanely disturbing dream to my real sister yelling “KATIE! WAKE UP! YOUR DAMN ALARM HAS BEEN GOING OFF FOR OVER ½ HOUR NOW!”. I have never been so damn happy to hear her screaming first thing in the morning!
My mom, dad, sister and myself are sitting on this picnic table that is in a food court-style area in a huge grocery store. There is a gnarly couple going at it near the dairy section. The guy is super greasy (greasy gross, NOT greasy cool) and wearing jeans and a white wife beater. The girl has frizzy hair and a bit of a belly and is wearing a black midriff shirt and black spandex shorts. They are making out pretty intensely. The guy has smeared lipstick all over his face and the girl is making extremely loud orgasmic noises. My family and I start looking at them and getting pissed. I finally pick up a yogurt and chuck it at the couple. It explodes all over them causing them to take a break from their making out by the cheese case. Everyone else in the food court looks at me all pissed off, because apparently no one else thought there was anything abnormal about a disgusting couple dry humping in the grocery store.
The scene changes entirely. Now I am the girl that was involved in the make-out session complete with orgasmic sound effect, only I am sickly thin. I am by myself and I am walking up to this piece of shit shack in the woods made entirely of 2x4’s. There are tons and tons of people hanging outside the shack partying. This sneaky used car salesman type guy comes out to greet me and whisks me away inside. Apparently I have agreed to do some low budget porn and he is the guy who got me involved in it. My “manager”, if you will.
The guy takes me back outside and all of the people that were hanging out have suddenly left. He introduces me to the HUGE guy with tons of tattoos who is sitting on a stool leaning against the shack smoking pot out of a vintage hookah. My “manager” informs me that this super-human gentleman is my new body guard and he will be with me 24/7.
My “manager” leaves and the body guard takes me into this room and dead bolts the door. He tells me that I will not only be doing the low budget filmed porn, but I will also be doing live gigs. Pretty much fucking on stage. He tells me how we never accept offers from venues that don’t have a locked room backstage because it is too hard to keep people from breaking in and hurting me.
Then, like the rest of this wasn’t bizarre enough, the body guard tells me how the guy that got me involved in all of this shit aka my “manager” has burned a lot of people and there are lots of folks out there who literally want a piece of him for payment. I look over and my “manager” in on the sofa butt ass naked with his face in the sofa cushion and his ass in the air. My HUGE body guard goes over and ass rapes him. All I could do was stare in shock as he said “and this is MY payment from him. I’m not the only one who wants to ass rape this mother fucker”.
After he was done, I went over and tried to console my “manager” who had just been ass raped. I was suddenly laying under him and naked. He was still all curled up and laying on me with his face buried in my chest and I had a blanket over him. He was so fucked in the head from the whole experience he had no idea what was going on. It was like cuddling naked with a crazy person.
Then, the door busted open and it was my sister. However, just as I looked absolutely nothing like myself, this girl looked absolutely nothing like me real sister. I pulled the blanket, which was already over the guy’s body, over his head too. He kept talking to himself and I tried to mumble “shut the fuck up!” under my breath so that my sister wouldn’t hear him. She looked at me crying hysterically and saying “how the hell could you let this happen to yourself? I can’t believe you. I love you so much, but god damn this makes me sick! What the fuck is wrong with you?”.
At that point I quickly awoke from this insanely disturbing dream to my real sister yelling “KATIE! WAKE UP! YOUR DAMN ALARM HAS BEEN GOING OFF FOR OVER ½ HOUR NOW!”. I have never been so damn happy to hear her screaming first thing in the morning!