figures...

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boys. WHY God did you make them all retarded?! ok, not ALL of them are retarded, there are certainly the good guys out there, but i only know one, and he lives in australia, and i couldn't convince him to marry me if his life depended on it......so i'm screwed. :p *gestures wildly with her hands* I JUST DON'T GET IT!!!! I almost thought i found a

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[holdingbeverage]

sorry, just curious, what would be a scenario in which marcs life depended on marrying you?? haha...that might make a good movie.

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ultimadom dear kelly.....ultimadom. not that i've been concocting any in my spare time or anything. lol. it was a hypothetical statement.....marc would chose death over marrying anyone, so it doesn't matter. lol. "bachelor for life"....pffft read as: LOOOOSER! :p

[holdingbeverage]

yes. that would DEFINITELY be a good movie. NOW who would play YOU in it....uuuhhhhmmm.....i dont know.

bachelor for life lmao....just take comfort in the fact that some day.....some faaaaaaaaaaaaar off day, he might wanna get married finally, and he will be too old and gross to do so. we can only hope.

[holdingbeverage]

ooooooh oh! that chick with some curly hair would play you!!!! whats her name?!?!

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[madmarclp]

Not loser.....Smart man who doesnt have to put up with a whiney bitch! lol

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who says all women are whiney?! it's not like you have to get married NOW!! you can live out your youth comepletely and do all the stupid things you like, but what happens when all your friends are married and having kids and driving God forsaken minivans? you'll be sitting at home with a half empty bottle of lube and a superflous porn collection. you'll be lonely and starved for human affection and you'll be like "DAMNIT.....i should have listened to that erin!!" :p