Should I be commited to a maximum security mental instistution of some sort...

Sep 18, 2005 23:23

...you know, the kind with warm rooms, padded walls and rounded corners as not to bump my fragile little scull on?! cuz i believe i may need to be. I have to go back to the dunk cuz i have $22. yup.....like, $22.47 or something like that. I have an over due phone bill. so instead of Cingular turning my phone off.....they just pile all my bills ( Read more... )

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holdingbeverage September 19 2005, 04:49:15 UTC
i definitely vote that you play the crazy card. you could even seal the deal by running around town for a day threatening people with a "sword", aka a gift wrap tube, claiming to be some sort of medieval warrior.

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ragecage September 19 2005, 07:20:08 UTC
lol...i think it would be a lot funnier if the "sword" was some sort of elongated, goo-filled pasty.....like an eclair. THAT would be funny....and weird.

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holdingbeverage September 20 2005, 03:04:06 UTC
lmfao. or if it was a BIG PURPLE DILDO lmfao. of course with an eclair people would be wondering what the crazy lady filled it with. lmfao

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chillywillylp September 20 2005, 03:38:12 UTC
DOG SEMEN!

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