Bc we all need to laugh
Because we all need to laugh, I have a story for you: I guess on Sunday night my mother left me a late Easter gift of a chocolate bunny on my bed for me. I keep my space heater on because my room is very cold inthe basement without it. Well the bunny blended in with my sheets and I walked into my dark room and went to bed because I was so exhasted right? Okay well this morning I woke up and felt something like blood on my sheets and skin. I look down and there are these dark puddles. It's not that time of the year so I'm like OMG IM BLEEDING OUT AND IM GONNA DIIEEEEEE!! I groped for my glasses and couldnt find them (but I was gonna die o who needs glasses. Finally I found them on the floor (Reema, you make me want to get the Lasik surgery!)
--then I turn on the light and realized it was that chocolate bunny. Nice. So I'm not gonna die but I am out one chocolate bunny.
Eat your food, don't wear it.
-Jess