Two guys walk into a bar ( Read more... )

I feel ill. Not the kind of ill from drinking too much or the kind from flu but the kick in the stomach kind; where the mind causes it to bunch up in knots; caused only by words in passing. This is a fast track to a grade A plutonium class ulcer. You would of thought by now that this would all be in the past. Early morning on the second day of ( Read more... )

The one who loves, waits.

Mirror mirror on the wall ( Read more... )

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I really thought you'd be here by now.

I have nothing to post but I should so I will plagiarise one of my emails. Yes I know, it makes me lazy but ( Read more... )

Things Done
Things To Do

Long Island Big Duck
Coney Island

PATH Train
Ellis Island

Batcave
The Cloisters

New York Halloween Parade
McSorley's

The Best Bar On Earth
The Brooklyn Bridge

The Alamo
Bronx Zoo

Times Square
Statue Of Liberty

Wall Street
CBGB's

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The first film I can remember going to see was Star Wars for my birthday. It was also the first film I saw multiple times. As a side note the second film I saw on my birthday was The Nude Bomb. Now that was a fucking great concept a bomb that made you nude ( Read more... )

DOCTOR
I said we were an explosive combination.

MASTER
Yes, but how did it happen? How did we get back here? Who are you? What are you?

DOCTOR
We were at university together. Remember?

MASTER
You’re not a Time Lord.

The Doctor winces, not wanting to get into this.

DOCTORWell, strictly speaking… that is to say… well, not just a Time Lord. ( Read more... )