stolen from facebook...posted on livejournal...rerouted to facebook.
I'm rather bored, should be sleeping, and so i am filling out pointless, narcissitic type quizzicals! Enjoy. Or not. That's your choice. Originally stolen from Becca and orignally posted on Livejournal for the benefits of Mr. Kite...and Mark. :D
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE MY ANSWERS! Copy this note and write a new note. Then erase my answers and fill in your answers. Tag your friends and don't forget to tag me too. Remember, you can't use the same answer as the person who sent it to you. Oh yeah, if my answers are dumb, it's because the person before me had the good ones!
1. Name something you use in the shower? soap
2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform? socks
3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? suicide victims.
4. Name something a man might buy before a date? condoms! ain't i creative?
5. What is another word for blemish? zit
6. Something you cook in the microwave? tea
7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving? piano
8. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? loudly protests slavery
9. Name a kind of test you cannot study for? pregnancy test but you can get lots of practice first!
10. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? starting fires. or wait...is that satan scouts?
11. Name a phrase with the word "home" in it.? there's no place like home
12. Name a sport where players lose teeth? competitive denture tossing
13. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day? unwanted pregnancy leading to a mass media circus
14. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying? snot tracks
15. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it ?a shirt. it HAS to have holes, otherwise it's quite difficult to wear
16. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? a roll of toilet paper .
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE MY ANSWERS! Copy this note and write a new note. Then erase my answers and fill in your answers. Tag your friends and don't forget to tag me too. Remember, you can't use the same answer as the person who sent it to you. Oh yeah, if my answers are dumb, it's because the person before me had the good ones!
1. Name something you use in the shower? soap
2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform? socks
3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? suicide victims.
4. Name something a man might buy before a date? condoms! ain't i creative?
5. What is another word for blemish? zit
6. Something you cook in the microwave? tea
7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving? piano
8. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? loudly protests slavery
9. Name a kind of test you cannot study for? pregnancy test but you can get lots of practice first!
10. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? starting fires. or wait...is that satan scouts?
11. Name a phrase with the word "home" in it.? there's no place like home
12. Name a sport where players lose teeth? competitive denture tossing
13. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day? unwanted pregnancy leading to a mass media circus
14. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying? snot tracks
15. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it ?a shirt. it HAS to have holes, otherwise it's quite difficult to wear
16. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? a roll of toilet paper .