Ha ha ha. Ok. Stop.

[ragingvalkyrie]

I woke up from a nap and was taking a painful, bacteria-ridden pee when my roommate announced she had more news for me. Our fridge is broken. Which is funny, because this is the first time in the history of our house that our fridge has been full. The light still works, but that's it. 
Roommate: "Well, at least it's a nice day outside..."
Me: "I'm

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[mankatorial]

What the hell did you do to score up this much bad karma, man?

That's some seriously bad juju.

[ragingvalkyrie]

I've been wondering that myself. Maybe I'll win the lottery next week.

[mankatorial]

hope so. you'll need it to cure the HIV you'll get the week after that.

If there's anything I can do for ya, you let me know, k?

[spacevlad]

I blame god...or lack thereof.

Sorry about all the shit falling on you right now... =( I guess I can't say much else

[nerak_g]

The space is rying to kill you all. Get out asap with your lives and your non-frozen foodstuffs.

Get well soon!

[tenou_k]

Jesus, did all this seriously have to happen while I was gone?

I'm just going to imagine that you guys have been sitting around making up stories about the worst possible things that could have happened to you since I left so I would feel bad, but haha the joke's on me because none of it actually happened.

...

No?

Oh god. I think the house is cursed.

[ragingvalkyrie]

I'm afraid it's all true. Next to wishing our respective mothers were here, wishing you were here has been the second most commen lament to fall from our lips.
At the same time, I'm glad you're gone for your sake. I don't want you to get sick.
Also, Sears will reimburse us for the food we lost, so I'll be making a list (and inflating it twice) but just about everything in the fridge has to go.