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[ragna_the_urple]

Here you go, shinjiko, your smut.

It's Draco/Snape, and anyone who doesn't like the word 'cock' shouldn't click on the cut.

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[oulangi]

Ghetto!Snape composes a love song to his newest toy (Or what would have happend if some US cross marketing genius had got their hands on Harry Potter and decided what the movie really needs is DMX and a rap theme song):

I like young boys and I can not lie
You other teachers can’t deny
That when that boy walks in with a shit eating grin
On his pretty little mouth
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the robe he's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I’ll make sure you pass
Show you potions after class
Dumbeldore tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get on my broom
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't no average schoolboy

he grabbed both sides of Draco’s face and pulled him towards his cock
HAHA Draco finally discovered what ears are for.

[ragna_the_urple]

It's the famous White-Ear Elephant position.

[oulangi]

Or why your Prince Charles has handles on his head?

[ragna_the_urple]

I think thats from inbreeding, rather than overzealous tweaking.

[shinjiko]

Yaaaaaaycockyaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy.

Thank you, darling. Me luffed it.

[ragna_the_urple]

Schwing!

[ragna_the_urple]

*Is tired*

Fawn on me later.