First of all, Satanists are probably among the most faithful people out there, because they sure as hell (no pun intended) believe in a God. Otherwise, who would be keeping them from taking over the world and stuff? People who believe in God don't necessarily need to believe in a devil, but Satanists NEED to believe in God because their guy is like ( Read more... )

I want to know, on the $10,000 Pyramid (It's a game show, in case you didn't know... obviously an old one because $10,000 doesn't mean shit anymore), why, when a team wins the game, do they show the word 'WINNERS' in quotes, like in the title above? As if it isn't obvious by the happy music that's playing, the flashing lights, the 'ding-ding-ding- ( Read more... )

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Has anybody noticed that whenever somebody says 'sandwich' in a commercial these days, they actually say 'sammich'? They definitely do it in one of the Subway commercials, and I'm sure there are others. It's not pointed out as a joke or anything either. Is it some kind of goal to further destroy the English language? Or is it a secret plot hatched ( Read more... )

Ever notice that the next Nintendo system is going to be called the Revolution, and the new XBox has been named the XBox 360? What's with the 'things making a complete rotation' naming scheme? Is it some kind of weird, scary plot to overthrow the government (God forbid), or is one company just ripping off the other? Like with Sierra Mist and ( Read more... )

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There should be some kind of minimum level of comprehension before anyone is allowed to use anything that's high-tech. Like, I bet somewhere, there's someone who believes that actual SOUND is being transmitted all the way to Honolulu over a telephone line. Even if this was the method, you would have to make the person's voice REALLY REALLY LOUD, ( Read more... )

Really, I do. They're not remotely funny, plus they have a bunch of former actors from Mad TV in them, so you're most likely witnessing the very end of their careers. They aren't A REVOLUTION IN HUMOR like the people making the commercials seem to think. In reality, they're like any cartoon cereal commercial you will ever see. Like the Trix rabbit ( Read more... )