Curiouser and curiouser. Clear Channel would be my enemy too, if I was a superhero like you, KT. But, apparently, I am "The Bankruptcy Lawyer," with the power of Impeccable Hearing! Sworn to fight J-Lo wherever I find her, I zoom across the city on my noble Skateboard, fighting crime with Computer Parts! Draw your own conclusions. And to be fair, I think if you used your real name, you would find your mode of transportation far more interesting.

Yeah, how'd they know your weapon was the beer bottle?