Last night was some hilarious shit...watched The Black 6 starring Mean Joe Green...it was awesome...Cut to Ladder!!! Let's just say it ended with a guy exploding on a motorcycle and then the phrase: "Honky beware...mess with a black man...and you'll have to deal with...THE BLACK 6!!!" hahaha awesomeness ( Read more... )

So...a lot to talk about, a little ( Read more... )

Interesting night tonight. Hit up Joey's and hung with him and the Kyle at a party. God, Kyle is a great guy. Joey too, of course, but Kyle's "nrah" thing to the drunk guy that walked by him was f-ing hilarious...ah...no one understands what I mean ( Read more... )

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So, this time of year, I generally am strapped for cash, which means Ramen Noodles and water most nights, but tonight, I came home to a feast!!! The best piece of BBQ chicken I've EVER had...more cookies than I can count...more chicken wings that I'll ever know what to do with, cheesecake, and potatoes...AMAZING!!!! Oh and I forgot the best part: ( Read more... )

I have my degree, bitches. Gifts and congratulations will be accepted in the form of cash or sex (if you're a female ( Read more... )

Work was good yesterday. I worked with Chuck (who's hilarious) and Chris and they "officially" made me an honorary black man. Second job I've had where that has happened, but unlike Basics, they are calling me niggar. I don't know whether or not I should be happy...haha. Anyway, I've come to the realization that black people must like white people ( Read more... )

Thursday's Journalism party was pretty fun, although I almost died driving up there...although, in pure Jared fashion even when I swerved into the oncoming lane, my heart rate did not rise, nor did my singing stop ( Read more... )

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So, I got my Christmas shopping done tonight at Le Barns of Nobles....haha...that wasn't funny ( Read more... )