I GRADUATED TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am now officially old.

LOVE YOU 'PO KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE DID IT!!

NEWSFLASH: I AM NOT STUPID. Shitty things happen for a reason and people learn from them. Get the net ( Read more... )

Let's address how I am moving out of the 'Po for good on Friday. That is a hot 4 days away. Granted I get to stay in Maple (back to my roots across campus) for 2 nights next week, but that's more like Booze Hotel central as opposed to normal campus housing. It's a totally weird feeling, and one that hasn't really hit me fully yet. It's slowly ( Read more... )

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to obedience and warmth.

In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you.

You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of ( Read more... )

Ijust wrote the epic of epic journal entries, but I made it private so none of you can read it... muahahahahaha. Nah, more like I had to assess a bunch of things to prevent my head from exploding, and I don't need the whole world reading my assessment. So instead, I bring you song lyrics which reflect the general theme of said entry. Please note ( Read more... )

As Day 1 of the 2005 NFL draft is now over, and Day 2 is rolling as I type, let me publicly declare my love for Ohio State-turned-New York Jets Kicker Mike Nugent. This man is brilliant and can do no wrong. He is the savior who will erase all bad memories of Doug Brien kicking the Jets' AFC Championship game hopes wide left in Pittsburgh. He's the ( Read more... )

Hello from Village 5E bedroom 1, where I sit at my computer with a bag of frozen corn niblets resting on my elevated leg. Awesome. Rock. I really should be at Shop Rite right now, buying some kind of food for us to eat, but since I'm a gimp, that's not gonna work out. So we will starve yet again. So Greek week is almost over... it's sort of ( Read more... )

...Rolaids. Not really. But I do have a lot of Rolaids if anyone ever feels the need to have them. I have no right to be up right now, considering I'm exhausted. But since it's raining out and I'm feeling pensive, I might as well do an update. I am SO fucking busy. What else is new? But really... I AM SO FUCKING BUSY! The "fucking" in there ( Read more... )

A-W-E-S-O-M-E... that was for you Christina Hoch. Not that you'll read this, but I think of you nonetheless. Anyway... I'm dying slowly here in the office. It was actually busy for a hot two hours and now there's a whole lotta nothin goin on. I get to leave soon though, thank God. I'm like falling asleep here.... exhausted? Nah, course not. ( Read more... )

I was supposed to work in the student center until 2 a.m. tonight, but the overtime event ended early, so I got to leave at 1:15. That was splendid. Not that it would have mattered, considering I am sick of getting bored at work, and brought not only all of my homework, but also lots of music, a book, a magazine, dinner, and my laptop along with ( Read more... )