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Today my friend’s son made the snitty comment to me that he was just leaving the seat locked in an upright position.  I think he thought he was being smart ( Read more... )

Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack ( Read more... )

yay i have internet again ( Read more... )

yes you read that right, i am getting married, september 9th, 2009.
im still planning everything, so im not posting anaything about that.

mercedes is now 19lbs 11oz is 28 inches long and her head is 17 inches around.

her doctor says she is the size of a ten month old and shes only 7.5 months.

we are still waiting for her first tooth.

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hey all

we are still alive and doing relatively well.

not much going on, i've got my cell working but with limited minutes so if you get the urge to call don''t be offended if i don't answer.

anyways, i gotta go get more stuff packed up

well i have noticed a distinct lack in posts on my freinds list... so i have some jokes.

One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone handwritten the word 'penis' in tiny small letters.

She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class.

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PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island (AP) -- Oscar the cat seems to have an uncanny knack for predicting when nursing home patients are going to die, by curling up next to them during their final hours.
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for those wanted pics... go here

well i made it to the hospital today, still here pretty obviously ( Read more... )