Okay, bureaucrats. I stopped looking for a summer job and told the other people I was going to interview with that I'd been offered one. I know you told me it would take to weeks to start. This is the third now. And apparently, because two people downtown don't sign a paper, nothing can still happen. I could have earned the money this week to pay ( Read more... )

A variant on the song lyrics meme, these are movie lines.

1. Life is pain; anyone who says differently is selling something. (Princess Bride: Westley)
2. If I fear him, who love him, how must he fear himself, who hates himself?
3. Scoundrel? I like the sound of that. (Empire Strikes Back: Han)
4. I don't love her; She kicked me in the face! ( ( Read more... )

I heard some state legislator proposed the whole putting the Ten Commandments in public buildings, thing. The "Baptist" version ( Read more... )

For Nik ( Read more... )

I sat in ants today. I used to have nightmares about that. All things considered, I'd probably rather go back to those than to...other things, dreamwise ( Read more... )

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From The Onion:
"DC Comics is re-introducing the character of Batwoman, but this time, as a lesbian"
"So....she's a villain now?"

I really have to get life in order. Stop lounging quite so much. Organize my online time better. Read academic work instead of really fun detective stories. And, of course, clean. Soon I'll have a job ::knocks wood:: ( Read more... )

His idea for a videogame: Grand Theft Lego.

Also, we were messing about with his oldMmagic cards. He was helping me build a Puppies, Kitties, and Monkeys deck. He threw in a Hippo, too. Then said "Oh, $#!%, the hippo has Islandwalk and.... Um, I mean, with so many puppies and kitties and monkeys, you probably don't need a hippo."

He's really

I wrote a little something.
With thanks to Hans Christian Andersen.
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