Damn it all.
I decided to put this network to use to search for the Claire Bible. I found
this.
I bought it and got next day delivery.
I've read the whole damn thing multiple times, looking for any coded messages.. I've tried spells on it to see if it had any magic in it. I've even followed the directions in the whole thing and there's NOTHING!
This was a waste of time and money. Now what am I going to do with all these worthless sweaters, mittens and tea cozies?
Lina, I'm going out. I don't want to be there when you're cooking.