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[raikithemage]

Adventuring Party Politics: The Campaign is Getting Ugly
GM:  OK, the bugbear attacks you.  What do you do?

OBAMA: I send one of my 672 henchmen after it.

MCCAIN:  OK, seriously.  Why does he have so many henchmen?  I'm a level 72 ranger and he's only a level 8 paladin.

OBAMA:  Well, if you'd bought the Grassroots Organizing and Oratory/Colgate Smile

Comments

[zuesdragon1031]

Personally, only one problem with this... your picking on ron paul... but hey it could be worse

I know, right?

[raikithemage]

Yeah...I told the person who originally posted it that they won D&D forever...though I believe my exact wording was "You roll a 23. You go all keanu on the wombats. You are the chosen one."

[chibi_amaya]

....wow....

[simplybemused]

Totally off topic. Were you in Oneonta last Wednesday? 10\15 Either I saw you or your evil twin Roderik.

[simplybemused]

That slash is totally backwards XD

ummm...

[raikithemage]

A) No, I haven't been to oneonta in over a year

B) Why is my evil twin named Roderik?

Re: ummm...

[simplybemused]

1) Um, okay I just thought I saw you.

2) I don't know... because he's evil?