And I say your uncle was a crooked French Canadian

[rainbosprinklz]

I just found my favorite tongue ring which has been missing for almost 2 weeks. I would have jumped for joy if

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[angryplatypus]

alice killed a opossum once (dude that's a grammatical conundrum)

did you watch the miss universe pagent (i happened to love the dress)?

good for the hole in your tongue!

[rainbosprinklz]

So did I. I called you in a panic, remember?

No. I didn't even know about it. Plus pagents kinda bug me.

I know! My hole is happy!

(Ew)