or The Day in Pictures

( Goodies )

Friday ( Read more... )

I was being really cool today, I ignored Lisa's SMS for help and replied hours later and she had to get help from a stranger and nearly died. Or maybe I'm dramatising, I don't know ( Read more... )

Orgasmic.

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Inspired by the recent exotic=sexy comments. Look, even Bowie thinks so.

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In the realm of yesterday's splendiferous day, my hair managed to catch on fire.

I had also forgotten the international word KETCHUP, and all that was going though my head was tomato sauce tomato sauce tomato sauce while the salesperson stared at me. She had a problem selling me booze, too. I'm not old enough, apparently ( Read more... )

I'm sending filthy sms's to Julia, in Russian. How exciting. :D She tends to have a little happy spaz-out session everytime I attempt to say something ( Read more... )

Compliments/Flattery.
Gets me high. And. I'm. Loving. It. shamelessly

In other news:
KURWA, TE KOMARY MNIE ZEŻRĄ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also:
Amanda, you should be online.

Well, I think I saw you in an ice cream parlour, drinking milkshakes - cold and long. Smiling and waving and looking so fine...don't think you knew you were in this song.edit: I bet ( Read more... )

Because it's rainy and I'm in my jays.
( A whole page full of em. )

music triggers some kind of response says:
and then i see the woman sticking the vacume cleaner up her fucking ass and i had enough
music triggers some kind of response says:yes ( Read more... )