Sketch 8

[rainbowbrush]

Did anyone else get stuff back without realizing it? Somehow I've been able to control people, but I don't have my Fake Mustache. Weird. Not that I'm complaining!

Hey, Jill! I made you something. When you get home today I'll give it to you!

[Private; easily hackable]Lots of new people showed up all of a sudden. Where is everyone coming from? And

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[tuppingl1berty]

"Somehow I've been able to control people, but I don't have my Fake Mustache."

I can't wait to hear the logic behind that one.

[rainbowbrush]

My Fake Mustache lets me control people! It's a Relic!

I'll show you. Bark like a dog!

[tuppingl1berty]

No.

[rainbowbrush]

...What?

Stand on your head!

[eupathetic]

What does a fake mustache have to do with any of this?

[rainbowbrush]

It's a Relic, silly. It makes my Pictomancer powers stronger!

[eupathetic]

That doesn't explain how it's related to what's happened.

[rainbowbrush]

How else do you want me to explain it?

[jillsandwiches]

You... made me something? That was nice of you.

[rainbowbrush]

Yep! I know you're not my real mom, but you're the closest thing I've ever had that I can remember.

[Relm presents Jill with a large drawing, about poster-sized. It depicts Jill kicking a sobbing Asura in the head, amongst many fallen zombie corpses (either beheaded or on fire, naturally). Relm herself is standing off to the side of Jill, cheering with her arms in the air. Around the edges of the drawing there are various flowers, all different colors and very detailed. As Relm was creating the picture, she seemed to remember something about moms liking flowers.]

Happy mom day, Jill.

[jillsandwiches]

I'm the...?

...

Thank you, Relm. I love it! You're... I know you're not my daughter, but I care a lot about you, too.

[rainbowbrush]

You're welcome!

[onlyeverabackup]

You're able to control people?

[rainbowbrush]

Yep! Except I don't really have my Fake Mustache back... it's weird.

[onlyeverabackup]

So this Fake Mustache is what lets you control people? I've never heard of anything like that.

[rainbowbrush]

Yeah! It's a Relic, so it's really powerful.

[sycophanticdick]

...

You know what, I'm not even going to ask.

[rainbowbrush]

Aren't you curious, daddy~?

[sycophanticdick]

No. In fact, I'm pretty sure the soundness of my mind is much better off if I never think about you and fake mustaches and controlling people ever again.

[rainbowbrush]

You are so boring.

[She paints a giant pink mustache, and it comes to, er, life and begins to slowly advance toward Simmons.]