Sketch 18 - April Fool's Event

[rainbowbrush]

Arrrgh! Shut up shut up shut up! This is so annoying!

There's gotta be a way to break these dumb things so they stop ringing...

[Relm is now chanting a spell. Would you like to interrupt her?]

Comments

[mesetaonmymind]

You know, breaking the cause of the problem might not be the wisest course of action.

Temporarily satisfying, possibly, but maybe not the best solution long term.

[rainbowbrush]

[She finishes chanting and an explosion can be heard.]

But they keep ringing and they won't stop!

[mesetaonmymind]

[Hmph. Mages and their explosions...]

And you've tried everything you can think of to end it? How useful is the device you're attempting to destroy? Is it something you'd have to replace? Could it be important in the future?

[rainbowbrush]

[But they're so PRETTY.]

It's stupid! Just like this whole town!

[rainbowbrush]

[There's just the sound of multiple explosions on Relm's end.]

[rainbowbrush]

Arrgh! Why's the stupid thing still working?!

[heartofheaven]

I'm not sure it's possible, Relm.

[rainbowbrush]

[Hear that? Yeah, that was an explosion.]

But they won't stop!

[heartofheaven]

[Tifa winces.]

Okay, Relm. Go outside. The phones can't bother you there. Hey, I could meet you in the park if you like.

[rainbowbrush]

[There's a long pause as she considers this.]

...You will?

Pot. Kettle.

[dragonraging]

You people of Mayfield are an quick-tempered lot.

Awww it's a cute little talking lizard~

[rainbowbrush]

I've been here a long time! I'm tired of it!

Being called cute makes Wagner ANGRY >/

[dragonraging]

You mean to say that even such a utopia as this does not satisfy you? Bah. I should have expected nothing less.

EVERYTHING makes Wagner angry.

[rainbowbrush]

Utopia? What the heck's wrong with you?!

[prodigious_mage]

((AAAAAAUGH I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T DO THIS. Would you still like to anyway? Please ignore otherwise, Fel! I'm sorry. =())

You're pronouncing it wrong, dummy. FIRAGA!

[rainbowbrush]

((AAAAAAHHH R-REALLY?! I'd love to! I was hoping you'd tag her here but I figured you were busy, so... I just... b-but yes! I'd love to thread with these two!))

Shut up! I know how to cast spells! I...!

Wha...

Palom?!

[prodigious_mage]

It's actually God. He wants to letcha know that you're always gonna be a second-rate mage and you should prolly just give up now.

[rainbowbrush]

[Cue several explosions in the background.]

You don't know anything about being a mage, idiot!