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okay, I was listening to Nothing Better by the postal service and, like, oh my gosh. You know how in the beginning, it's:
Can someone please call the surgeon,
who cancrack my ribs, etc.
Well, by accident, I said:
Can someone please call the surgeon,
who can crap my ribs,
And whoever says people don't laugh when they're by themselves, THEY LIE,

Have you ever had this feeling of incredulity that someone could be so0o cruel yet put up such a front of kindness? Like Mrs. Green, the AP Euro teacher. GAH!!!
that woman is like, nice, so you CAN'T hate her, then you think it's YOU'RE fault when you fail and you have no one to blame but yourself.
Pure evil.

OMG!!!

http://www.realbeer.com/spencer/

Lollards...

Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.

~A pirate, from St. Augustine's "City of God"

Prof. Jane Zatta has passed away.

LARD MAN!!!

Go to this site and scroll all the way down to the bottom. You may discover something you never knew about Kt.
lollerz...it's not porn or anything...http://www.thewhitestuff.org/story2.htm

I couldn't get it to be a link, so just copy and paste.

Spencer Rose Del Moral's Aliases

Your movie star name: Burrito Arthur

Your fashion designer name is Spencer Prague

Your socialite name is Chacha Burger Amsterdam

Your fly girl / guy name is S Del

Your detective name is Tiger Reef

Your barfly name is Steck Sandwitch Sex On The Beach

Your soap opera name is Rose 5th Street
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